Friday, October 31, 2014

week 10

The fact that I am not that creative and have always been plain and boring... I am not sure what I would be but I would definitely be something scary. I would be some scary creature that no one would want to mess with. That way I won’t be stressed out all the time. I get stressed out all of the time because of the stupidity of others and the dumb things they do and say. If I could come off as scary then I wouldn't have to even stress about how bad I want to punch them but knowing that I cant. Honestly though I would want the witch to turn me back into whom I really am because coming off as some type of bully is really not the person I want to be. Id rather be someone who looks more innocent than evil.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Week 9

Well everything would be alot different in the eyes of an ant. It is kind of like how it was when I was younger everything seemed so big to me unlike now where everything seems very small. Like the playground in McDonald's,,, it hurts to climb through it. If I had to try to get your attention I would climb up your desk or wherever you have your food or drink and I would climb on it to frighten you and I would jump up and down but before I get your attention I will walk around the halls messing with classes and people before I am back to normal size of course I would have to try to avoid being stepped on.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Week 8

The question is how are babies born? This is a question I asked my sister when we were toddlers. My mom was around us when Sam explained the ways in which a baby is born and it begins something like this.. First you go to the apartment. Once you are at the apartment you grab the hammer and you crack the tummy. Once the tummy has been cracked open you use the screw driver. The screw driver is used to wedge your way into the stomach. (keep in mind these are not the exact words but close enough.) Then you take both sides of the belly and tare it open. You make a big enough hole to reach inside to grab the babies(or baby) And soon enough you have "dah baby" ( wise words of Samantha Jo Clayton!!!)

Friday, October 3, 2014

Week 7

Not very many scary things have happened to me before.. for fun scary I love haunted houses I just love screaming. I don't know why. I scream about the dumbest things. I love when people jump out of nowhere and scare me because I think it's so funny to look back at what idiotic action I just made. whether its falling over jumping or just screaming. One time when I went on vacation with my boyfriend and his family in St Louis we got into a crash with his parents and I was the only one that first noticed we were about to wreck I started screaming and then once we crashed I couldn't breath and I started crying like a little baby. Not just because we crashed and that scared me what actually scared me is that I could no longer breath and my arms and legs felt numb as if I was about to experience a heart attack or something. I also started to think what would have happened if I didn't notice ahead of time... the wreck could have been much worse. On our way to St Louis I kept screaming at Jordan to slow down because I was afraid we were going to wreck but then he got annoyed of me freaking out so I had quit freaking out because he kept saying that we will be fine and I just knew we weren't going to be. so of course when I quit freaking out we end up crashing.... Moral of this story is that GIRLS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!!. ;)